I DON’T MAKE THE RULES, I JUST LIVE BY ‘EM.
TACOS
No one in the history of mankind has ever eaten a single taco. It's a rule of nature: birds fly, fish swim, humans eat two tacos.
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HOT DOGS
Yeah, you can try eating just one. But then the first one would get lonely in your tum-tum.
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WAFFLES
Who's ever heard of ONE waffle? It's ridiculous! Like a dog walking on two legs.
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PIZZA
A guy from my high school ate one slice of pizza once and now he's in jail.
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